Ma'am - I just can't pass it up
Can you say and spell PETTY?Since Barbara Boxer, oh, pardon, Sen. Boxer had the nuts to "demand" that she be called Senator instead of Ma'am - I have also come up with my own list. I am going to give this a try the next time I am called Ma'am and see what kind of reaction I get. Then take a survey of emotions/reactions to my demands.
How do you think it will go over with your average citizen? I must say that the Gen handled it well. I am sure that is one of the many reasons why he is a General. My hat is off to you, Sir.
Next time I am called Ma'am or LMT I will say - I worked hard for my titleS and I would appreciate it if you would call me -
Household CEO
Mrs. Master of Multi-tasking
Wife
Teacher
Mommy
Day care provider
Chef and Short order cook
Nutritionist
Entertainment Coordinator
So and Sos mom
So and Sos wife
So and Sos friend
CPA
Financial Advisor
Nurse
Dental Assistant
Mental Health Counselor
Mediator
Professional Laundress
Entertainer
Budget Analyst
Coupon Queen
Moving Mistress
Volunteer
Horseback Riding Instructor
Coach
Career Counselor
Guidance Counselor
Psychologist
Taxi Driver
Mechanic
Plumber
Administrative Assistant
Personal Assistant
Vet Assistant
Dog Walker
HR Assistant
Call Center Rep
Security Officer
Tractor Operator
Landscaper
Criminal Investigator
Health and Safety Officer
Librarian
Scheduler
Buyer
Coordinator
Seminar Planner
Meeting Coordinator
Friend
Hard ass
Occasional Bitch
Good grief - the list is endless..........
I would be offended by none of these - because they are all true. Period. But, being called by my name or being called Ma'am is also equally respectful and real. See, real people can't be in political office - we have too much common sense, little money and no patience for stupid shit. Maybe we should consider those type of simple things next time we vote for someone. Do they pass the petty bullshit test? Vote yes or no?
Rebuttal (H/T MCN)
posted by LoveMyTanker @ 7:58 AM
1 Comments:
I am soooo with you. I about choked when I saw this on TV!
There is always the good ol' Domestic Engineer, Army Family Agent,
Special Ed Rep, Motivational Speaker for kids...for teens...for soldier - this is a fun and potentially endless list!
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